I don't suffer from insanity, I enjoy every minute of it!
"Who is General Failure and why is he reading my hard disk?
All those who believe in psychokinesis raise my hand.
Friends help you move. Real friends help you move bodies.
We are born naked, wet, and hungry. Then things get worse.
You're just jealous because the voices are talking to me and not you!
Don't get me mad! I'm running out of places to hide the bodies!