Franturi din viata mea...

mihai: (
mihai: ce ai mei ?
Bebe Deea: sunt happy
mihai:
mihai: |de ce
mihai:
Bebe Deea: k sunt in love
Bebe Deea:
mihai: DA-O DRAQ
mihai: SCUZA-MA DAR MACAR NU O MAI NUMII IUBIRE
mihai: si noul cine mai e
mihai: asta ce draq defect mai are ?
mihai: ca ai tre3cut prin batausi prosti insurati drogati ..... deja nu prea mai ai ce defecte sa explorezi
mihai: aaaa
mihai: e betiv .....
mihai: sau nuuuu.... homosexual
mihai: )))))))))
BUZZ!!!
mihai: hai spune ca m-ai facut curio
mihai: curios
Bebe Deea: unu
mihai: oricum esti dusa cu capu ..... nici in carti nu gasesti o persoana asa disfunctionala
mihai: ))))))))))))

Alex: LOOOOL
Alex: Fata daca ma inseli iti f** colegele numai sa`ti fac in ambitie
Alex: Esti dusa
Alex: Defapt nimik nou



Primu e unu dintre cei mai buni prieteni ai mei. Al doilea este, a fost si va fi sufletu meu pereche. si culmea e ca majoritatea cunostintelor mele au impresia asta.
i`m not crazy, my reality`s just different than yours.
Si prefer sa ma trezesc dimineata cu un zambet pe buze. Sau ma rog..cand apuc sa dorm:)) Da, stiu, inca o nebunie de`a mea, sa lucrez 20`j de ore pe zi si sa ma mai interesez si de facultate. Deocamdata sunt tanara si ma descurc. Stiu ca nu se merita din pdv financiar, si ca toti noii mei amici imi zic ca dak as lucra acolo 20`j de ore as fi multimiliardara, dar imi place ceea ce fac.



Never do housework. No man ever made love to a woman because the house was spotless.

Remember you are known by the idiot you accompany.

Don't imagine you can change a man - unless he's in diapers.

What do you do if your boyfriend walks out? You shut the door.

So many men - so many reasons not to sleep with any of them.

If they put a man on the moon, they should be able to put them all there.

Tell him you're not his type - you have a pulse.

Never let your man's mind wander. It's too little to be let out alone.

The only reason men are on this planet is that vibrators can't dance or buy drinks.

Never sleep with a man who's named his penis.

Go for younger men. You might as well. They never mature anyway.

A man who can dress himself without looking like Forrest Gump is unquestionably gay.

Men are all the same. They just have different faces so you can tell them apart.

Definition of a bachelor: a man who has missed the opportunity to make some woman miserable.
Women don't make fools of men. Most of them are the do-it-yourself types.

The best way to get a man to do something is to suggest they are too old for it.

Love is blind, but marriage is a real eye-opener.

If you want a committed man, look in a mental hospital.

The children of Israel wandered around the desert for 40 years. Even in biblical times, men wouldn't ask for directions.

If he asks what sort of books you're interested in, tell him checkbooks.

A man's idea of serious commitment is usually "oh alright, I'll stay the night."

Women sleep with men, who if they were women, they wouldn't even bother to have lunch with.

Remember a sense of humor does not mean that you tell him jokes, it means you laugh at his.

If he asks you if you're faking it tell him no, you're just practicing.

Sadly, all men are created equal.

When he asks you if he's your first, tell him "you may be ... you do look familiar."